Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
