she was so not down for the gang bang
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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