belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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