I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
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After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
The adults are the big ones right?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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