i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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