i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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