I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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