Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
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Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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