i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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