flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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