So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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