I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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