Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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