So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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