No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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