I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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