and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
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not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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