Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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