is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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