Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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