This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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