You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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