whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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