He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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