Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Randomize
