Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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