whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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