Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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