She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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