Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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