no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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