Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
is that a dick in a sweater?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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