So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Randomize
