i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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