i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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