his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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