Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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