Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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