Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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