There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction