Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?