The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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