I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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