i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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