marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
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I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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