You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
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It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
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I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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