even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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