i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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