OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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