Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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