Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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