if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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