Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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