So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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