just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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