it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Randomize
